Congressional Session #2: All-American Memorial Day Edition

The second session of the International Congress of Stuff was called to order at the 19th hour of the 31st day of the 5th month of the year 2010 Anno Domini. This particular session was not originally intended but inevitably and inadvertantly became a celebration of the grand American tradition of Memorial Day, a national holiday meant to commemorate those who have lost their lives for the benefit of our greatly prized freedom. Tristan White and Jon Chase began with a "moderately competant display of manliness," also known as 'burger grilling. Tristan's Chipotle Smokehouse Cheddar Burger reigned supreme although honorable mention is merited by the creativity of Jon's burger name, the WTF or What the Fennel Burger. David Stanfield served as Commissioner and voting members included Karen Stanfield, Julie Chase, Cindy Dickman, Darbi Roberts, Rachel White, Jill Duffy, Justin Jeffery, Linsday Coco, Justin's friend, and Lindsay's sister. A second competition was held between Karen Stanfield and Darbi Roberts in a duel of the crumbles (or as Tristan so rightly corrected - crisps). Darbi's Rhubarb Special won over Karen's Summer Berry Crisp, although both were exceptionally fantastic. David Stanfield also served as commissioner and voting member included all those of above, minus the chefs, plus the previous two grillmasters. Of honorable mention was the supreme Potato Salad courtesy of the White's and the Stanfield's traditional baked beans, both adding to the festive spirit of the occasion. As usual a good time was had by all, mirth and merriment abounding. It was established that the next Congressional session will take place at the Dickman Residence at the 19th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month of the year 2010 Anno Domini. The competition to take place will involve Justin Jeffery and Jill Duffy in the genre of enchiladas. Lindsay Coco will serve as Commissioner.